Ok, this looked dumb, but check out the trailer, it's actually pretty funny.
When I lived in Hawaii, there was a guy who used to sit on Wikiki beach every day and just holler "Heyyyyyyy. What are youuuuuuu doing?" and damned if chicks didn't stop and talk to him. His beach-pimp was strong.
Anyways, if your game is worse than that, maybe you need to play this. Basically a dating sim. Hey, every bit helps. In theory.
haha