This article is going to have some adult content, and you should not watch the trailer if you're a young person or just a person who doesn't want to see a bunch of cartoon wangs wobbling across the screen.
You've been warned.
This game is weird as hell and I actually thought it was a joke at first, but no, it's the real deal. Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about "flaccid penises and wiggly anuses". Gross. Get up to seven friends to play this odd game with you, where you'll be controlling a detached penis with balls and a butt-hole. Manipulate your dick through multiple game modes and challenges that promise to be "absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges."
There is also a newly added story mode, where you play as John (assuming that's short for Johnson), a literal dick who is trying to find a date for his high school reunion, but he needs some help. "Genital Jousting's story mode is the best script ever written for midrange games," said Fork Parker, CFO of Devolver Digital. "It's just Citizen Kane among games about penises."
John the dick is both "wobbly and soft" which is no good, especially when he would prefer to be "Hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity." Yeah, that's straight off the website so don't look at me. The game offers the aforementioned online play with traditional party modes with names like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up. You can also customize your dick, picking its color, a variety of decorations and outfits.
Give the trailer a watch if you dare, Genital Jousting is available on Steam now.
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