This job can occasionally be monotonous. Don't get me wrong, writing about comics and games is a good time. It's fun to be mostly in the know about everything coming and going in the gaming world, and it's exciting to get games in the mail, all shiny and ready to be played. Overall, I am pretty happy.
However, every single day requires an enormous amount of sifting and searching; trying to find interesting info, figuring out what you all want to hear about, trying to present said info in an entertaining way... it can take a toll, especially when 90% of the press releases I read all read exactly the same. Every game is "jaw-dropping/incredible/immersive/revolutionary", etc. So when I get a press release like it, it is quite welcome.
I'm not even going to edit it, I'm just going to hit you with it. Read the release, then check out the trailer
"Coffee Stain Studios, original development studio of “Goat Simulator” and “Sanctum,” today reveal their upcoming game, “Satisfactory,” in a curious teaser trailer.
This is usually where details of what Satisfactory is and why you should be excited would be written. Anton Westbergh, CEO of Coffee Stain said in a completely-real-and-not-just-made-up official written statement, "If I told you more it wouldn't be a teaser now, would it?"
More info about Satisfactory is expected to be released in the coming months to clarify what the game entails. As for when people will be able to play Satisfactory: Coffee Stain Studios is an independent studio with no external deadline pressures and so Satisfactory is “done when it’s done.”
Coffee Stain Studios expects to begin selecting players to join for a closed alpha in May, but if the game needs more love there will be no hesitation to push the date back. However, prospective players can register now for the alpha at satisfactorygame.com."
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