Friends, we gotta stop falling for this shit. This makes no sense. $900? Really? Really. If one of you buys this, you are banished from the site. Unless you want to do a review of it and send it to me, and I'll throw it on the site. Otherwise, get the hell out of here.
There's already a "standard" collector's edition, which includes a steelbook case with the full game, and a DLC pack with codes for a digital soundtrack, a bonus weapon, plus alternate costumes for both Leon and Claire. But that's not all! There's more stuff you'll probably look at once and then put away forever, like an artbook and soundtrack CD, a poster, a pin badge, a boxed limited edition display of Raccoon Police Dept. keys, and a 12-inch statue of Leon Kennedy, all of which is housed inside “iconic Item Box” packaging, whatever the hell that means. Point being, is that we're covered, ok? We've got our expensive version with a bunch of crap in it, there's no reason to get any more fancy!
But, of course, if there's a fool with money, there's someone who will take it away from them, so we now have the Biohazard RE: 2 Premium Edition. Just saying that pisses me off. It includes all the useless crap from the first collector's edition, plus a $676 keyboard, complete with "ink ribbons" that appear to just be dyed masking tape. Also, the keyboard/type writer isn't even a replica of the original typewriter. So... that's not cool. You will also get two in-game items, called Samurai Edge Chris and Samurai Edge Jill, but we don't have any pics of what that is at the moment.
Am I crazy? This is ridiculous, right? Someone chime in under the comments and tell me I'm not taking crazy pills, would you?