Ah, Saint's Row the Third; I'd almost forgotten you. But this brings it allllll flooding back. The insanity, the guns, the vehicles. The superpowers(!), the low brow comedy, the kind-of-high-brow comedy and beating people to death with dildos. This was a great frigging series and to see it come to the Switch after all this time, well, it just warms my heart.
The third game in the series, your goal is to lead the Third Street Saints gang to rush and crush rival gangs in the city turf war, but also to do whatever the hell you want, since the city is your playground. Although you play as the same character as in the first games, this one introduces some new stuff, mainly in the city of Steelport, which has some new gangs: the Morningstar, Luchadores, and Deckers, who all combine forces to form the Syndicate. Once The Syndicate is defeated, the government's Special Tactical Anti-Gang unit (STAG) is called in to crush you and your homies. This city is a pit of vipers, I tell you.
Saint's Row The Third: The Full Package is a "definitive edition" that contains all the post-release downloadable content, including all three mission packs ("Genkibowl VII", "Gangstas in Space", and "The Trouble with Clones") plus some bonus items (clothes, vehicles, and weapons) and of course, the main game. It is arriving for the Switch on the 10th of May.
This video has some language and a ton of death, so go ask your mom if it's ok to watch if you're under 18.
If you're over 18, well, call your mom anyways, she'd love to hear from you.
