Yeah... hard to know where to even start on this one...
Wanking Simulator is, as you may have guessed, a game about jerking off. Not really sure why, but this is the society we live in these days. A mix of destruction & masturbation, you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay (low hanging fruit on that one) consisting of a church, a number of houses and a few other places, like a high school (good Lord), a garage, and whatever else the makers of this game managed to cobble together. Still with me so far?
As the "story" goes, the main character, Winston Gay, had neighbors who were pissed about how loud he was tugging it, and called the cops. Now, "all that is left for the desperate Winston is to get revenge on the residents of Gay Bay and to this end, he intends to use the skill in which he has the most practice." So, obviously not exactly a narrative driven game.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible before getting caught by the police and collect points by wanking to the chaos you caused. You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want, and for some reason, you can unlock superpowers, like making gravity weaker, spawning a rifle (what?) the ability to teleport, and more.
This "game" will be out later this year. No genitals will be shown in the final release.
