One of these days, you will turn to hand your friend or wife or sibling a present and there will be NOTHING THERE.
You'll fall to your knees as your friends and peers laugh, your loved ones turning away from you, most likely forever as their taunts rain down upon you and your salty shame rolls down your quivering, blubbering lips.
Where did I go wrong? How could this have happened? You'll ask yourself, beginning to sob like a little girl who just dropped her lolly.
I'll tell you how.
When I told you to get down and be humble, you didn't, did you?
DID YOU?
But you should have.
Be HUMBLE. It's George RR Martin and Cthulu, ok? Why are you making me twist your arm?
